Daily Mash
The Daily Mash, a satirical website, has some fun at Ed Miliband's expense with a remaining of the 'Kitchengate' affair which has been all over the newspapers in recent days.
The Daily Mash was launched in in 2007 by Paul Stokes and Neil Rafferty, two journalists with strong links to Scottish newspapers including The Scotsman, Scotland on Sunday, Daily Record and Business AM.
The web site can be found at: www.thedailymash.co.uk
Justine Miliband not allowed in the big kitchen
ED MILIBAND’S wife is banned from the proper kitchen where he cooks flamboyant gourmet meals, it has emerged.
The Labour leader’s wife is restricted to the small kitchenette in their north London home where she is allowed to microwaves pasties.
A source close to the couple said: “Ed has an induction hob, Sabatier knives and copper core pans up there, and he goes mental if Justine touches any of it.
“Once she sneaked in to borrow some milk and he blew up at her like Gordon Ramsay on crack, screaming that she’d disturbed the marinade and his lamb chops were ‘utterly fucked’.
“And he eats it all himself. Justine and the kids have to make do with pasties, fish fingers and bags of Monster Munch.”
Ed Miliband said: “I take cooking very seriously and my kitchen is my special place. I came up with the idea of compulsory election debates in there while scaling a red mullet.
“If she goes in there again I will divorce her. I don’t care if it costs me the election, she will not touch my fish tongs.”
It was also revealed that Miliband has a third kitchen, which has a dirt floor and an open fire, and a fourth kitchen which is filled with exotic African meat.
